The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
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that lovely woman up there is Petra Capili-Casano. my 86 year old granny. the photo was taken about a week and a half before she spent 5 weeks confined in the ICU. yes, she spent her last 5 weeks in the ICU due to a complicated medical condition. it’s actually really complicated i couldn’t even explain it right when people ask me why she was confined. i’m stupid, i know.
18-hours ago, she left us. she managed to return back to her place from the hospital and cause a heck of a commotion with her whole family. it’s funny how most of her doctors prepared us for this and yet all the prep really didn’t help.
she was an extraordinary woman. at her age of almost 87 she is as strong as a bull. she went through about 5 hospitals in the past year and she was even stronger and wittier than most of my aunts. whenever we were in her place, she would ask us 5 times in an hour if we already ate. she was always hungry and is always drinking coffee. she’s very funny and has one heck of a tongue! she would curse like a sailor to whoever pisses her off! she’s very very funny. and i love hanging out in her place with my cousins.
i’m happy to say that i served lola even in her last hours. i pumped her Ambu-bag for more than an hour since arrived at her place. i managed to say thanks and kiss her goodbye. i have no regrets because i did what i can do for her while she’s alive. wherever you are Lola, always remember that i love you and i would forever be your pinakamagandang apo. haha take care lola! i’ll miss you :*
A man in Japan effectively used the solar eclipse to propose to his girlfriend.
this is so cute awh
JESUS CHRIST
goddammit
A MAN WHO DID IT RIGHT!!! JS.
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You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime.
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| if i was a doctor | |
| hot guy: | i sprained my wrist |
| me: | okay take off your underwear |
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“Never expect things to happen, because it’s better to feel surprised than to feel disappointed.”
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You’ve heard it. LADY GAGA loves the PHILIPPINES despite of what Filipino Rallyists did. Now, I can say that Gaga is a real performer. She didn’t mind the issues. What really matters to her is her concert to be successfully done. On the other hand, Lady Gaga REALLY deserves to be blessed by God. Truly, She is amazing. God bless you, Gaga. We love you.
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| Friend: | Why don't you have a boyfriend? |
|---|---|
| Me: | Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish. |
